- Posted by Deliah
- On February 24, 2017
- 0 Comments
- Abby & Lee, Alpha-dangles, Alphabet, Alphabite, Perth Makers Market
Well if you haven’t been checking out my Instagram or Facebook page you might not know that I spent the first part of last week thinking I was in labour… but hold on there are no babies in there and I’m totally done with the baby thing??!!! No not babies but a hospital visit Wednesday afternoon with an appendix that was throwing one major hissy fit. The other organs were not impressed with this little asshat and decided he needed to be evacuated stat.
It was a great chance to slow down for a few days, Alphabite I dropped in for a visit, I tried to bribe the nurses to put whiskey in my IV drip, and I told the surgeon before he began surgery he was welcome to take out any other organs that look like they too may explode.
Now that’s over I am busy preparing for my first market on Sunday April 2 at The Perth Makers Market situated in Applecross at the Heathcote Cultural Precinct. I hope to see some of you lot there so I can say hi… no need to throw fruit or heckle… The Alphabites assure me they have that covered.
Oh! I also launched these guys… Alpha-dangles. I know you can’t get enough of the Alphabites so I thought you could carry them with you wherever you go. Like a bad smell. If you want one just drop me a line email@example.com they will be in the shop soon.. yep the shop is almost done.
Anyway lets meet 2 more Alphabites shall we? Up to the plate Alphabites V & K
Alphabite V likes to think of himself as a valiant guy. He insists hunting dragons is the must do event and will bug Alphabite H endlessly to go dragon hunting, Alphabite H doesn’t do dragon hunting and Alphabite V secretly thinks Alphabite H is a bit of a wimp. He recently spread rumours that Alphabite H likes to hero pose as well.
Alphabite V is a bit of a jealous guy who is very vain. He loves to love on Valentine’s day, he’s a bit of a ladies man and has broken many an Alphabite heart, however he likes to return to sweep them off their feet with a romantic tales of daring and adventure.
He’s not a jerk all the time, and he always comes to Alphabite P’s rescue when Alphabite O is annoying her. He also reluctantly takes Alphabite I on dragon hunting expeditions, he thinks she’s a great girl but she insists on trying to frighten the dragon and only ends up frightening herself and will then pee a little.
Alphabite K believes she is in touch with the spirit realm, of course this can not be disputed as we do not know enough about the Alphabites religious beliefs. However, Alphabite D would totally agree that there is indeed a spiritual realm and Alphabite K is a goddess of sorts.
Alphabite K tells us her spirit animal is the Koala, 🐨 she enjoys spending time in Australia, as this is where the most of the koala population can be found. She’s a little bit of a loner this one and doesn’t have much time for the other Alphabites, though she does spend time time in conversation with Alphabite D or debating theology with Alphabite C.
If asked to advise on matters spiritual she will make time, for that and coffee. She likes a properly made cup, her weakness is a skinny flat white. She won’t consider lying, as she believes that it will all come it eventually, so why create drama? She’s dreadfully honest with all of the Alphabites and has caused some arguments in her time because of it. But like I said, she doesn’t let that worry her. The other Alphabites think she’s a bit of a diva 😂
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