- Posted by Deliah
- On March 10, 2017
- 0 Comments
- Abby & Lee, Adele, Alphabet, Alphabite
Happy Friday fellow humanoids. This fortnight I managed to get out my blogpost, no emergency removal of super-dick organs or any other obstacles, just a whole lot of working and yes, some play.
Last week I took my oldest loin-fruit to see Adele. Abby was absolutely excited, having being her first concert, however we were not sure whether we should be thrilled at the discovery of a most annoying stowaway. The one and only Alphabite I managed to wedge herself into my handbag and come along for the show. So of course I had to document her journey.
We discovered her while waiting at the gate to enter. We arrived around 5:15pm and a relief that we did, with 65,000 people expected the thought of waiting at the back of a queue in 30+ degree heat 2 weeks post op was not on my to-do list.
Being first in meant we found our seats and got to have a bite to eat. Alphabite I decided she would also dig on… I seriously considered dropping her off the nearest balcony.
Technology is fun isn’t it, you can take dorky pics of yourself and when you get really bored open up Snapchat and laugh at the bearded version of yourself.
We didn’t forget the last-minute toilet line shuffle. Alphabite I found the experience quite hilarious.. I just wanted to pee.
Abigail enjoyed the show thoroughly and even belted out a tune or two herself. I was surprisingly ok and did the slow shuffle dance occasionally.
After the show it took us only about an hour to exit the building and get to the train station… no sweat. Met some interesting characters along the way.. nothing like a half-drunken woman who decides that she will announce each moment we actually move a few meters “just another 100 meters passengers, please mind your step”.
Anyway enough of Alphabite I’s shenanigans… that girl can get around. Lets meet another Alphabite.
Alphabite A is reserved and doesn’t make friends easily. The white Alphabite A’s tend to blend in well with the fellows from the Planet Cuspid – the Toothiebites. Alphabite A does get feisty at times and will chomp down on someones hand if they really get her blood boiling. So treat her nicely and she will become a loyal friend. Hurt her and she won’t hesitate to let you know who you are dealing with!
She has to constantly ward off Alphabite G’s advances, so she tends to bite him often. She considers him too full of himself and extremely annoying. He doesn’t really get the hint.
It has also been brought to my attention that Alphabite A may be a little too fond of the odd drink… AA anyone?
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