- Posted by Deliah
- On April 8, 2017
- 0 Comments
- Abby & Lee, Alpha-dangles, Alphabite, Bunnies, Little Growls, Mr & Mrs Growl, Mr & Mrs Nibble
So I have popped my Market cherry, and I’m happy to report it was a success! I’ve never experienced the joy of painful calves from standing all day (thank the Gods for massages!) or the ache of smiling all day, but it was so worth the experience.
I was lucky enough to have visits from some lovely friends, who also purchased some of my little guys, and met many awesome folk throughout the day.
Try as I might, those pesky Alphabites had fun spelling out various words, like OMG, Butt… you get the drift. Absolute dickbags. I successfully sent some on their way to annoy other humans out there in the world (sorry!) but I thought that was only fair to share their sweet and slightly insane selves with everyone else.
This week I wanted to introduce you to our friends Mr & Mrs Nibble, these are version 2.0. If you don’t know their story from a previous blogpost, never fear I will tell you all about them again. They are up in the shop on sale for $65 and ready to hop into someones house for Easter!
Mr & Mrs Nibble
This is a tale of two bunnies. Bunnies who are young and free, no time for little hoppers just yet. But as we all know boy bunny + girl bunny = baby bunnies. ALWAYS.
Enough about bunny sex, lets hear about these two little rabbits. Like the tragedy that is Romeo & Juliette, it begins with a long feud between house Montahop and Capuhare. The steel-grey furred Montahop’s from the North, who rely on their noble bloodline, taxes and their strangle-hold of key trade posts to keep them in power, look down upon the creamy white-furred Capuhare’s of the South, who are the labourers of the land and the most powerful agricultural family in the country.
The feud began over a simple dispute about the quality of carrots delivered to the Montahops, which grew generation upon generation until no-one could pin down when it began, or if it truly was about carrots at all.
Enter our two little bunnies. Julienne Capuhare and Romarrot Montahop, they met at a hutch-ball and they were instantly besotted. Where the classic Shakespearean tale would see our lovers take their lives in a tragic (totally avoidable) way, these two bunnies put their little noses together, engaged the services of their dear friends Mr & Mrs Growl, who would smuggle them out of the country, and supply them with new identities as Mr & Mrs Nibble.
The Growls also managed to save the lives of 2 street-bunnies and they assumed the identity of Julienne Capuhare & Romarrot Montahop. Those Growls, always full of surprises. Get your own Nibble and next time we will meet more of those annoying Alphabites.
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