- Posted by Deliah
- On March 16, 2018
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- Abby & Lee, Biteicorns, Monsters, Unicorns
I see those fancy-ass unicorns strutting around crying shimmery tears of silver and farting rainbows. Alphabite Z was having none of that and demanded we import some of the Bite Galaxy’s own unicorn-type creatures. I told him to keep his pants on because… they have arrived.
As these are rare creatures they will have limited runs of fur styles. The first run is just a small pod of 4 and more new colours will be available soon! Get one of these guys for $29.95 here before they’re all snatched up.
Want to meet them?
Deep in the forests of the planet Monoceros in the Bite Galaxy, roam small mysterious creatures called Biteicorns.
Biteicorns are bite-sized versions of what we humans call Unicorns, with a few differences thrown in for good measure. No legs to speak of… actually no real defined body to be honest. Mostly just a blob shape with a face and a glorious horn sticking jauntily from the top of its bulbous form.
Biteicorns have been known to shoot glitter from their horn-tips when they sneeze, so if you see a trail of glitter you can be sure a Biteicorn is not far away. Biteicorns love to lick things, trees, grass, walls, faces… they’re not fussy really. Just not the sharpest tools in the shed. They go bananas over any kind of sweet so keep a sharp eye on your candy collection.
Most importantly Biteicorns love the ocean, but they must NOT get wet! Once a Biteicorn did dip its blobby body in the water and its horn promptly fell off, demoting him to a simple Bite.
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