- Posted by Deliah
- On February 22, 2019
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- Awaken the Toys, Bunny Rabbits, Monsters, Oliver, Roo, Smooshie-bites
New Years… you have to watch them, they’re sneaky little buggers. I started this blog post in January and here we are in February. I didn’t plan it this way, life happened and here we are. I have come to realise that the number of orbits around the great flaming ball of light you survive doesn’t mean you are stuck to a timeline for success. Because the journey is not like that, there is no copy and paste function for life. It’s more like building lego without a booklet to guide you through the process and creating something that is uniquely yours. So 2019, a year to push past the comfort-zone yet again, create new toys, meet new people and learn new things.
Ok, no more “I’m a guru of life, deeper than a puddle” fluff. This year will bring a new line of toys finally, (I’m slower than mud thanks to having my brain set on fire at uni) and with the new toys a new giveaway! I will post the details about the competition on Instagram and Facebook, however, if you’re reading this now you are already in the draw. Super eh?
The new toy to enter the orbit of our galaxy are the
Meet Roo Smooshie-bite. Like all bunnies he’s super adorable, but don’t let that and his fluffy butt fool you. He’s full of repressed rage and will remind you of that with a nip on the hand. repeatedly.
If you do forget he will find all the things you love and pee on them. He is the kind of bunny you want to smooch, but will instead just boss you around. He once spent some time with a Biteicorn who required therapy and horn re-attachment. This guy is the ultimate naughty bunny! Our friend Null is utterly obsessed with Roo and he has the bite-marks to prove his devotion.
It’s not all doom and gloom though. When Roo is sleeping he has the cutest little bunny snore and you will have ample opportunity for bunny-cuddles. Also he is a fierce protector, so if you are his human, then you have your own personal body-bunny for life.
This is Oliver who is super cuddly and smooshie, he is basically everything Roo isn’t. With big cartoony eyes this guy is the ultimate cuddle bunny. So yes, yes he’s just great, but there has to be something wrong with him. Well Oliver is a pig…. I mean he is a bunny, but we are sure he ate a pig once and now he has become one. He will eat all the food and must be first in line or there will be a smackdown. This is one will go all WWE on any bunny in his way.
Roo was snooping, ahh, peeing, on Olivers stuff when he happened across some wrestling gear and a black mask that Oliver wears to protect his identity when he’s doing a neighbourhood smackdown on all the bunnies that haven’t paid up in treats.
Oliver would never try anything on a human, he knows not to bite the hand that feeds him.
I hope you like the Smoothie-bites, you can get them online today and just because I’m awesome, delivery is free Australia-wide.
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