You want to talk to someone who is completely baffling? Confusing beyond belief and always in a constantly dazed state? Well then Alphabite J is the guy you need to know. He will either make you laugh from the absurdity of it all, scream in frustration or just walk off shaking your head. Don’t be too hard on little Alphabite J though, he was dropped on his head as a baby so I suspect that could be part of the reason why he is the way he is, and lets be honest, those eyes? So endearing.
Alphabite J is quite the wild child though, he loves a good extreme sport. Bungee Jumping, done it. Sky Diving, done it. There’s nothing this guy just won’t do. He tried his hand at tightrope walking without a net from one 40 storey building to another. He got about half-way across and was hit by a sneeze attack, needless to say the fall was big, but Alphabite H was there to save the day, he had, without Alphabite J’s knowlege, organised a giant net to cover the area. What a guy.
One last thing about Alphabite J that is really important to know. His confusion is contagious… I’m not sure how this works, I haven’t spoken to any Alphabite of authority on the subject.
Read about him and his fellow Alphabites on the blog.