Alphabite U is the ultimate underdog, she likes to take on a challenge, the more hopeless the situation the better. Want to have pets allowed in all restaurants, even though health and safety is an issue, no problem. Want to win the X Factor, but sound like a strangled canary? She will back you all the way.
Alphabite U has this unique ability to find every hole. Then proceed to fall into said hole. She is a little accident prone so Alphabite N refuses to show her his Zombie Apocalypse Emergency Kit (ZAEK) because he knows she will either impale herself on one of his many and various sharpened knives or squash his chocolate chip cookies.
She also has a mad obsession with unicorns and has been collecting anything unicorn for as long as she has been on our planet. She can’t quite understand horses and ponies however… she spent quite some time trying to convince a Shetland that the unicorn ‘horn’ she created for him was a grand idea.
In true underdog fashion she keeps on petitioning to add unicorn to the official record of extinct species, no matter the proof that unicorns are mythical creatures and not real in any way. Screw facts Alphabite U, you go girl.
Read about her and her fellow Alphabites on the blog.